|
|
| Stageshirt.com Guarantee |
|
The Guarantee:
If you are going to buy stuff from
Stageshirt.com you may do so with confidence, knowing that screw-ups on our
part will be taken care of.
First, the disclaimer
Care of items:
- There is a care / size tag on
your item Read it, or have someone read it to you.
- Do not wash items in hot water,
warm is best, cold is OK.
- Do not use harsh soaps.
- Wash and dry items inside
out.
- Not too hot in the dryer. Like
medium! The inks are plastic, treat them like your
lycra speedo.
- Do not iron the design. Do
not iron the design. Do not iron the design.
- If you see a little thread
sticking out. Cut it off / bite it off, but for Cripesake don't pull
it.
- This stuff WILL wear
out. The more you wear it, wash it and dry it, the more wear,
duh! Kind of like after fifty three years the
boss doesn't look that good, but he still wears on us.
Second, the Warranty:
For 30 days, free replacement, or refund, including
shipping, anything you buy here is
guaranteed against:
- Falling apart. If you wash
the item and it comes out of the washer looking like an Arkansas
trailer park after a Class III* tornado, then we will replace it. Now if
it was still hanging on the clothes line after the winds came through, different
story, but we will want to know what kind of clothes-pins you
use.
- Inks fading or flaking. Yeah, we
at Stageshirt.com are human. We do, on that rare, infrequent and uncommon
occasion, screw up. When we are done trying to blame someone in house, and
they have documented alibis, ironclad excuses, and validated vacation days
taken at the time of the (ahem) mistake. We will own up to the fact. If
the design is fading away after the first wash we want to know as soon as
possible.
We want happy customers. Contact us by email. Let us
know in fifty words or less what is going wrong, your name, type of design,
when purchased, ya ya ya... If it is a problem with our, or our
supplier's, quality control, we are going to take care of you. We travel
all over this country and we don't want to run into a disgruntled former
customer.
We will also require the item(s) back to analyze it, at
our cost.
What we Will Not Guarantee:
- Dogs* eating your item.
- Washing it with your cement coated work jeans and the $.87* change
from lunch left in your pocket from Thursday.
- Your mother* slicing it up and using it as a rag.
- Unemployment compensation for you getting fired for wearing it to
work (or similar situation, barfights, etc)
- Any other act of minor or gross stupidity that, when it is all
said and done, you have to confess to. (We will not replace your item
but hey, the respect is there)
*Your Noun, amount or level may
vary.
|
|
|
|
